Pets point of view

"How do you keep making the lights go on and off?" your pet might wonder.Write about you doing something in your house...from a pet's point of view.

I have always wondered how humans make that box light up. And how they put little people inside of there. The thing that really bugs me is when they put the other little doggies in there are they are always barking and bugging me and no matter how loud i bark back to make them shut up they never do. I have always wondered how humans manage to do that.
And another thing I always here constant sound coming from differant rooms in the house that I can't explain. It's like a sound that moves up and down. Its not talking I'm pretty sure of that beacuse I know what talking sounds like. This is differant. There is some kind of object making noise in the background than you will hear a voice that moves up and down.
My favorite part about living with my humans is when they take me places. I don't know exaclty what they are called but it is so kind of object that has wheels on it that moves really fast. I love when they role down the windows and let me stick my head out the window and let the wind rush by with my tounge sticking out and my ears flopping in the wind. But then sometimes when I am in the car I hear that strange voice again moving up and down. It bothers me so bad that I don't know what it is.